(On a completely packed rush hour train, to a lady who was hogging up a free seat with her ridiculously huge IKEA bag full of useless crap)

• Lauren: Excuse me, is that seat free?
• Her: (rudely) Well sorry, I don't have anywhere else to put my bag.
• Lauren: I have a ticket. (pointing at all the other people standing up) They all have tickets. Did you buy a ticket for your bag?
• Her: ...
• Lauren: Forget it.
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