Stupid policies for not on-the-spot exchanging new but broken iPhones in Germany.
I was able get beyond them, it only took 6 phone calls and a distance aquaintance with a Telekom Shop employee.
(It is funny how Apple + Telekom think they can change laws to how they would like it to be, anyway.)
Turns out there is no iPhone left in this country to give me.
My friends already laugh about my misfortune with … things in general.