Mareen, is there an instruction manual how to feed an angelbird?

(via zehnuhr)

Angelbirds (especially the small, female ones) like müsli and whole grain bread for breakfast. The dry food needs to be softened up with some caffè latte, not too strong. Lunch and dinner are individual variables, meatless choices and little or no candy throughout the day.

Please note that no silver spoons are accepted for food or drink, they must be plastic or ceramic, due to an almost not noticable OCD in the smallest angelbird.

Best of luck, Sebastian, with the program »Vera for a week«. I expect reports.