Rules for working with me on the set

(if you are the client)

1. You are welcome suggest things, but don’t tell me how to do them.
2. Don’t ask about my prior experience with an undertone of a teacher.
3. Wait for me to offer you to see the photo/light setting instead of demanding to peek in.
4. Be able to distinguish jokes from serious talking.
5. As soon as I ask you whether you have ever even seen any of my work, reconsider 1-3.