i apparently look like a wealthy, travelling hobby photographer

at the airport several people mistook me for one and asked me about it, only because i am just in white and look like a tennis player

you just need to eat a little less, then your jacket could fit next to you on your seat.

you just need to eat a little less, then your jacket could fit next to you on your seat.

ok

ok

she won’t let go¶

we seriously have a client who desperately wants their stationary to say street in the incorrect spelling, “strasse” instead of “straße” (a common but embarrassing + awkward mistake since the latest spelling reform, since this has never been changed).
it is as if you spelled it stréyt.

kees de klein (via tristanschmitz)
panda bears are a freak of nature. i mean, they think they are graphic designer bears.
tristan

really lame

seeing photos that are really bad, out of focus, shaky, stupid, bad in composition etc. marked with some huge-ass copyright watermark as if anyone even cared.
hard to imagine people even want to be connected to images like that.

reblog: really lame

justmeandtheworld:

As of lately I got the impression you are a bit angry. What’s the problem?
May be you’re iPhoneholic, and now are suffering withdrawal symptoms. ;)

actually, yes. above and below my apartment/office/studio, somebody has been working with a drill and a hammer all day every day, even sunday and even right now at night.

and yes, the iPhone.

how to get out of jury duty

pile:

move to a new county every 6 months

live in a country with a proper justice system where someone else but random people can decide.

almost all the work of january and february compressed into one book. we just received the telekom annual report, which is available to order here.
stefan is featured as the googlephone guy and i even made them pulled some words out of the mouth of sebastian.
see selected pages on my online portfolio.

almost all the work of january and february compressed into one book. we just received the telekom annual report, which is available to order here.

stefan is featured as the googlephone guy and i even made them pulled some words out of the mouth of sebastian.

see selected pages on my online portfolio.

basic rule:

if you want to work with us, you need to not annoy my assistant by writing how much better of a make-up artist you are than doing a test shoot with us before the big job, if you end up doing it anyway.
we do this to get to know you, and email and phone conversation competences are all part of the package which we need from you in the future.

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zehnuhr:
Breakfast at Fleury ♥ with Anne

hey, do you two berliner have time for dinner on saturday night or breakfast on sunday?

zehnuhr:

Breakfast at Fleury ♥ with Anne

hey, do you two berliner have time for dinner on saturday night or breakfast on sunday?

somebody please turn the lights on out there.