#3wordsaftersex

i kind of enjoy this twitter keyword (sorry haha)

your name is…? – about fucking time – pass my guitar – my berry please – where’s the condom – it itches bad – you still here? – cash only please. – are u awake? – tell your friends – stop crying please. – how’s your mom? – that was …interesting – please don’t call – would you leave? – this never happened. – where’s your sister? – you’re a chick??? – sorry, fell asleep. – call me daddy – your ride’s waiting – damn windows crashed

i am about to leave my neighbors a note

saying: »please stop listening to 90’s trash, techno and celine dion while i work, thank you!« – but i am scared of what they could write back (haha)! the walls are indeed kind of thin.

my sister & her childhood stuffed animal; i just used her portrait for the first snpsht tutorial in months.

my sister & her childhood stuffed animal; i just used her portrait for the first snpsht tutorial in months.

what i am wearing today: dress & belt vintage (antwerp)jacket h&m (~ 2004)leather shoes converseleather bag old navy

what i am wearing today:

dress & belt vintage (antwerp)
jacket h&m (~ 2004)
leather shoes converse
leather bag old navy

i love summer. my fridge has been foodless the last couple of days after i used every fruit i had for a big fruit salad, so i got to shop for everything i wanted: i spent all my money time in the first department of the grocery store and carried to the studio 4232 g of fresh produce. nothing else. on the way out i noticed more things that would have been great, but my hands were already full from the rest of my city tour.

i love summer. my fridge has been foodless the last couple of days after i used every fruit i had for a big fruit salad, so i got to shop for everything i wanted: i spent all my money time in the first department of the grocery store and carried to the studio 4232 g of fresh produce. nothing else. on the way out i noticed more things that would have been great, but my hands were already full from the rest of my city tour.

speaking of which, wtf. (also by dn1ce, and starring her)

dn1ce’s emails are the best(-looking).

dn1ce’s emails are the best(-looking).

portraits of global mass culture by chris jordan

(on abduzeedo)

right here, right now. big thunderstorm approaching. i already had something fly in my eye.

right here, right now.

big thunderstorm approaching. i already had something fly in my eye.

is it enough sport that i didn’t sit down today?

this is crazy

a) daylight?
or
b) can i plz sleep?
or
c) latte macchiato?

i am responsible for all these people until 11pm today.

i am responsible for all these people until 11pm today.

new yorker cover drawn on the iphone including a video of the drawing process (via andrea)

new yorker cover drawn on the iphone

including a video of the drawing process

(via andrea)

chumpsview: »trying to figure out hat the best thing about this is:• the beats, • the super freakin awesome hair, • the random stories, • the facial expressions, seems like there’s something for everyone :D«

my awesome friend reggie watts is one of the most fun people ever. the video is from 2006, reggie is even better now.

and this is his band, maktub. looks like their new record will be free on june 23. but you can listen to the stuff as it comes out every couple of days.

chumpsview

imagine you call up a company because you want their services and their employee tells you to go to the competition right away.

happened to me twice today with two different businesses: photographic optics, kitchen carpenter