May 2009
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dear guido westerwelle,
sorry for that laugh yesterday. i was laughing at you, not about you.
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(via fuckyoudraculas)
where can i order blank cds and dvds with my own...
ps.: i already have a printer, but it is too unprofessional.
surprise shrimp
i should have read the menu closer.
carrot ginger soup sounded great. then i found this seemingly unshreddered vegetable on the bottom, it felt like a root that wasn’t fully cooked until the taste came out.
aah!
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#3wordsaftersex →
i kind of enjoy this twitter keyword (sorry haha)
your name is…? – about fucking time – pass my guitar – my berry please – where’s the condom – it itches bad – you still here? – cash only please. – are u awake? – tell your friends – stop crying please. – how’s your mom? – that was …interesting – please don’t call – would you leave? – this never happened. –...
i am about to leave my neighbors a note
saying: »please stop listening to 90’s trash, techno and celine dion while i work, thank you!« – but i am scared of what they could write back (haha)! the walls are indeed kind of thin.
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portraits of global mass culture by chris jordan →
(on abduzeedo)
is it enough sport that i didn’t sit down today?
this is crazy
a) daylight?
or
b) can i plz sleep?
or
c) latte macchiato?
imagine you call up a company because you want their services and their employee tells you to go to the competition right away.
happened to me twice today with two different businesses: photographic optics, kitchen carpenter
is it possible to fix the default position of an...
i have to always drag it to the other screen and zoom in, but i want i would like it to be right every time i open the program. (cs4)
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she will have to bring chocolate, you know.
– tristan about the intern we picked from switzerland.
are you the boyfriend of mareen fischinger?
– (stranger at the bookstore)